Monday 2 April 2012

April Fool's Day Edition

Hi there readers! Here is my April Fool's Day Edition of the newspaper:


How are you all? I'm feeling great today! I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sorry that I haven't blogged for ages but now I promise I will! And have I got news for you?! Yesterday I got to go backstage at a One Direction concert and I met Niall Horan! Tee hee! I tricked you! I didn't really go backstage, but I had to play a prank because it's April Fool's Day!

Here are some jokes (bad and good):

Knock knock. "Who's there?". Doctor. "Doctor who?". How did you know my name?

What's loud and excited? Davina Mccall

Why did the computer cross the road? It had to chase it's mouse!



Awards(Joke ones)

Top Tweeter goes to... The Fridge! The Fridge always knows everything. He's full of delightful food and he's well... interesting!

Best Website goes to... http://www.worldsmostboringwebsite.com/! It's very, very boring so when you click on it, make sure you have a sleeping cap on!

Best Singer goes to... The Chipmunks! They have sold loads of hits, are the cutest things ever AND they are great friends of mine.... okay maybe not.


Marvellous Music

Moptop Tweenybop (my hair's too long)- Zack Binspin (On YouTube, Moshi Monsters)


I Like Trains Song- TomSka (On YouTube)


The Duck Song- forrestfire101 (On YouTube)


Broken Glass- Matt Bennett


Tips!

Our tips this week are on how to make someone laugh!


1. Say something totally random, for example, "Wow, look at that light...".

2. Sing a made up, stupid song or dance to some music badly.

3. Show your friend Kool Kids' April Fool's Edition!


Happy Easter Card!

I'm afraid I've got to write a little bit more of the story to be able to continue it, so this week there will be no story :(


But I thought I might make you readers a special Easter Card, here it is:


HAPPY EASTER, YOU DESERVE TO GET SOME CHOCOLATE EGGS THIS YEAR!  
"Easter is a time when we think about the sacrifices Jesus made, not chocolate. But chocolate is still yummy!".






< A cute Easter bunny! I'm doing a competition for the best bunny name, want to enter? Email me at abbybronte@hotmail.co.uk

Lots of love, Abigail Bronte xoxo